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The legendary crappy video game company  managed to create arguably the worst game they had ever created (and that’s saying a lot) by creating a game called “Super 3D Noah’s Ark” for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System and DOS. And yes, it was a first-person shooter.

Don’t let the cutesy animals in the picture fool you; these animals are out for blood as the animals in the game are trying to kill him due to being so incredibly hungry. So what does he decide to do? He decides to grab a slingshot and shoot various types of food into their mouths, because that makes sense. Sounds like a choking incident waiting to happen. The animals run at Noah and attempt to kill him, probably because he’s been too busy trying to repopulate the Earth by fooling around with his family too much (again, how DID he repopulate the Earth). They ram him again and again, hoping that he will die so they can finally eat (him maybe? carnivorous goats are pretty bad ass) . But Noah, who has come prepared, is ready to give in and make their tummies stop rumbling.

Read the full review here: http://mmomfg.com/2011/07/01/obscure-gaming-super-noahs-ark-0629/